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笑话三则

1、联通公司发给客户的一打油诗:“iPhone装上移动卡,无疑当今一大傻。奔驰开上机耕道,牛粪上面缀鲜花。宝马配上骡子鞍,貂蝉睡上老朽榻。劝您珍惜苹果机,勿把至尊来糟蹋。”

2、冯小刚:在南京做宣传,记者小妹问我,站着挣钱容易还是坐着挣钱容易?我想说,躺着挣钱最容易。

3、朝鲜:肇事孤儿;韩国:让子弹飞;美国:大笑江湖;中国:非诚勿扰2

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