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中国式英语(爆笑) 最近听到两句,how are you?意思:怎么是你?how old are you?意思,怎么老是你?当我问别人一件别人也不知道的事时听到的回答: U ask me , me ask who go! 广州方言:一样(一狗样)one dog face~~~~~ bule who see, and whose.(不入虎穴,焉得虎子。音译)。 甲:People mountain people sea! 师:小case,'人山人海'! 乙:I Feel it difficult to pass。 师:哼,“我感到很难过” 丙:Good good study,day day up! 师:“好好学习,天天向上” 丁:Three heart two meaning! 师:简单,'三心二意'! 戊:Look through autumn water! 师:难不倒我,'望穿秋水'! 己:Red face know me? 师:太简单啦——“红颜知己”! 庚:Horse-horse-tiger-tiger呢? 师:嗨,“马马虎虎”呗! 辛:We are brother,who and who! 师:“咱哥俩儿谁跟谁啊”! 壬:But I'm not care three seven twenty-one 师:“我不管三七二十一就……” 癸:老师,这个你一定不知道:Blue who say and the who's! 师:???嗯……这个……我想……(过了十分钟)……真的被你们考倒了……这句是到底什么意思啊? 癸(很得意地):哈!不就是'不入虎穴焉得虎子'吗!! fish yes women lady out animal ¥ 于是我们来到动物园... try try see!! look look Old Big 偶们屋老大的英文名 How 呕 are you? 嘻嘻,我也有我同学一句佳话:go out of like bee(蜂拥而至)!灭活活 go high **** try 恭喜发财.......... have not face to see person!!!! give u a little color to see see 想起我的一个高中同学,上英语课,不只怎么说道11读作:yilaiwen(一来文)老师顺嘴问他12怎么读,他自信地说:二来文 全班ft~~` give u a horse head jump jump (被侬择马头跳跳~~) I think come think go......... love you mather who who who!!! you don't bird me ,so I don't bird you 你不鸟我 我也不鸟你 king eight 王八 up net 上网 you good call bed u say what?? ni shuo shen me ?? F(IF) U(YOU) NO 2(TWO) NO THREE,OLD THREE OLD FOUR,I WILL GIVE U(YOU) SOME COLOUR C(SEE) C(SEE)。 erery evil sex is first !!! |
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